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Posted on: May 23, 2010 - 7:31am
You know you want to click on this post.
So, there hasn't been anything new on here for a little while... no new forums, no new shouts, and nothing in my inbox or wall. SO. I say we should start some random thread! :D 
Letss plaaaaayyyyy...... THE EXCUSE GAME! :D It's a forum game I found on Advanced Anime.
What you do, is command the user below you (who has yet to reply) to do something. Then, they come up with a totally ranodom excuse why they can't do it. Then they make another command, and so on.
Ex:
User 1- Make me a sandwich.
User 2- I can't, for the ninjas are unhappy with my progress.
Clean my room.
User 3- I'd love to help, however I have an important meeting to attend with Cthulhu.
Find Cthulhu.
User 4- No can do, Cap'n. I'm allergic to tentacles.
Make me a cure.
AND SO ON! :D
...
I shall begin.
Get me some N64 games. :)
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"I'm not an Angel any more. I'm your new God - a better one. So you will bow down and profess your love unto me, your Lord, or I shall destroy you." - Castiel [The Man Who Knew Too Much]


Posted on: May 24, 2010 - 4:55pm #1
hey hey now, you stole half my idea. DJ, the brilliant brains of everything, has started a tumblr for excuses. So, I will give you the link, and i expect everyone to post their best, or worst, or any random exuse you can come up with. A story along with it and how you came up with it is always welcome as well...
http://whatsyourexcuse.tumblr.com/

So...
Sorry, but i don't want to because I'm busy making rotten toenail soup.
Run me a bath.
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Posted on: May 25, 2010 - 11:46pm #2
I would, but I have a date with a gilly sea squid.
Give me directions to Shangri La.

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"I'm not an Angel any more. I'm your new God - a better one. So you will bow down and profess your love unto me, your Lord, or I shall destroy you." - Castiel [The Man Who Knew Too Much]

Posted on: May 27, 2010 - 3:19pm #3
I'd consider it
but I'm on my way to learn ninja tricks from an elephants grandmother.
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I have not eaten the heart.

Posted on: May 27, 2010 - 3:23pm #4
oh I forgot...
fetch me some watermelon
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I have not eaten the heart.

Posted on: May 31, 2010 - 10:33pm #5
I would, but I'm deathly allergic to the color blue.
Find me a giant spoon.
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"I'm not an Angel any more. I'm your new God - a better one. So you will bow down and profess your love unto me, your Lord, or I shall destroy you." - Castiel [The Man Who Knew Too Much]

Posted on: June 1, 2010 - 4:02pm #6
I would,
but if I did I'd end up choking on a toads foot.
teach me to fly
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I have not eaten the heart.

Posted on: June 1, 2010 - 7:53pm #7
I'd attempt, however, my baby wings have not yet sprouted from the depths of my liver.
Write me a melody and sing me a song! :D
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"I'm not an Angel any more. I'm your new God - a better one. So you will bow down and profess your love unto me, your Lord, or I shall destroy you." - Castiel [The Man Who Knew Too Much]

Posted on: June 4, 2010 - 5:22pm #8
I'll think about it, but my voice sounds like a dying monkeys long lost ant eater  second cousin.
make my  bed
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I have not eaten the heart.

Posted on: June 6, 2010 - 4:50pm #9
Even if I wanted to, my appendages have morphed into radioactive tentacles, which ooze hydrochloric acid. Long story short, your bed would be mutilated by the time I finished. :)
Braid my hair.
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"I'm not an Angel any more. I'm your new God - a better one. So you will bow down and profess your love unto me, your Lord, or I shall destroy you." - Castiel [The Man Who Knew Too Much]